My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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