Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Your cock deserves a montage
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Randomize
