Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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