Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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