And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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