better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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