Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
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Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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