I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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