Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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