No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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