high people should be assigned attendants
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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