Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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