IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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