He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
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We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
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the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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