I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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