Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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