When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
can u get pink eye on your cock?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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