You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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