yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I love having hate sex.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
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