god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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