with your own penis?
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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