I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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