there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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