We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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