I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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