She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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