what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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