Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
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I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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