Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
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From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
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My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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