i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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