if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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