Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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