Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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