belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
too bad you live with your parents still
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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