Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
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I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
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Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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