..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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