Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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