I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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