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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking

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  how did that work out?

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  Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...

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• (805): View more from California

  bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me

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• (207): View more from Maine

  someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?

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  since 2006

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• (415): View more from California

  Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.

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• (876): View more from Jamaica

  i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....

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• (510): View more from California

  He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.

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