If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
i just google imaged poop.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"