didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
ok i will unlock the door
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
19 Characteristics That Make People Instantly Attractive
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
25 People Confess What They’re Shamefully Attracted To
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me