I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
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Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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