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(323): View more from California

i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy

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(228): View more from Mississippi

yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations

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(416): View more from Ontario

dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening

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(419): View more from Ohio

i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself

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(941): View more from Florida

so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat

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(586): View more from Michigan

I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.

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(410): View more from Maryland

i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know

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(281): View more from Texas

Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.

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