Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(757): View more from Virginia

then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!

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(303): View more from Colorado

if i can run in heels then i can drive

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(323): View more from California

Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?

(310): View more from California

You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?

(323): View more from California

So...no?`

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(703): View more from Virginia

i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts

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(951): View more from California

now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.

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(760): View more from California

she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.

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(209): View more from California

nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw

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(631): View more from New York

I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance

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(571): View more from Virginia

Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet

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