Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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