so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Randomize
