cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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