You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Randomize
