Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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