i just had sex bonerless
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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