question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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