We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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