Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Randomize
