I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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