I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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