Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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