so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
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My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
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So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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