Walk of Shame. In a state park.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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