I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
My dick has a subreddit
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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