He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
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That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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